A night of entertainment for all the family.
Having consulted with top Harley Street specialists, the St Anne’s Jombulance Brigade and Professor Witty, (who I never found funny?) the one that did covid, (the bald one), Count Arthur Strong has decided to gradually phase in his farewell to the nation with a tour over a, as yet to be specified number of parts, because of the likelihood of people doing ‘Cold Turkey’ in theatres over him. Whilst partial, himself to a bit of cold turkey, particularly with some sliced up gherkin and a squirt of salad cream in a sandwich, it is banned in most theatre auditoriums, (apart from in the north east), because of it getting trodden in to the carpets etc, and the cumulative smell. The management would appreciate your co-operation in this matter.